About

Also known as Toasty Flatworm (and occasionally by her birth name Monica), this little hermit often goes by the alias of ‘aquilolumen’ while roaming the Wide, Wide Web. She is extremely sensitive to discrimination against loners, since it appears to be inherent in everything from human reproduction to college applications, and is also disillusioned with the concept of high achievement. As a result of all this, there appears to be a negative correlation between her self-conception of maturity and her affinity for society.

Written some time in 2007.